ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW!

How you do, I see u've met my faithful handyman

He's just a little brought down because when u knocked

He thought u were the candyman.

Don't get strung out by the way I look

Don't judge a book by it's cover.

I'm not much of a man by the light of day

But by night I'm one hell of lover!.

I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.

So let me show u around, maybe play u a sound

You look like you're both pretty groovy.

Or if u want something visual that's not too abysmal

We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie.

So you caught with a flat, well, how about that?

Well babies, don't u panic

By the light of night when it seems all right

I'll get u a satanic mechanic.

I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.

So why don't u stay for the night? (Night) or maybe a bite? (Bite)

I could show u my favourite obsession.

I've been making a man with blond hair and a tan.

And he's good for relieving my tension.

I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.

So come up to the lab. And see what's on the slab.

I see u shiver with antici...pation!

But maybe the rain isn't really to blame

So I'll remove the cause, but not the sympton.